Sunday, January 31, 2010

All because

Everything started just because of a freaking NASI LEMAK.

What the heck...

And now, I am the dummy for you all to released your anger at. Do I have a sign that says " Dummy available" written all over my face? So, DO I?


Curse it.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Confusing Chinese Names

READ THE NAMES AND PRONOUNCE IT OUT LOUD XD



In brackets are words the operator or caller thought they heard.




Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (Anyone)

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to ANNIE WAN! (Anyone)

Operator: YOU ARE TALKING TO SOMEONE! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. ( Someone ) And I need to talk to Annie Wan ( Anyone ) ITS URGENT!

Operator: I know you are SOMEONE and you want to talk to ANYONE! But what's this urgent matter about?!?!?

Caller: Well ...tell my sister Annie Wan ( Anyone ) that our brother Noel Wan ( No one ) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (No one ) got injured and now Noel Wan ( No one ) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan ( Everyone ) is on the way to the hospital!

Operator: Look, if NO ONE got injured and NO ONE was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee ( Sorry )

Caller: Yes! You should be SORRY! Now give me your name!




....LOL!

Laugh your butt off, really please do.

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:


"Good afternoon, radish and germans. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao."


"Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable."


"Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m."


"Hope you enjoy your fright with us."


"Funk kill"

Friday, January 29, 2010

Say it with me

" Yen Ling, you are such a jack ass "



And I really feel that I am that right now =/

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Signature move

I should make my 'thumbs up' as my signature move XD Because I have a plaster around my thumb with a huge cotton wool XD But then when my crab poke heals (It was caused by a crab..and it was DEAD! T_T) The thumbs up move wouldn't be as awesome anymore XD

Aiya, I'll just stick with normal hi's. And by the way, today I'm known as loan shark because....in English there was a question " Describe what a loan shark is like" (Something like that)


And Sook Yii answered...."Its Yen Ling" LOL T__T I dont extort money from you all THAT bad like loan sharks do. But then again, I DO bug them you all for the money XD

Monday, January 25, 2010

Smile

This song is so sweet =D I LOVE THIS SONG!

Smile by Uncle Kracker

I know =.= The name of the band HAHHA I didn't believe at first but then...yeah XD

CLICK HERE


You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

XD

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A happy Yan Yan is born today

Glad your happy Chi Yan! >8D And dont change already! Stay in pure science with us! =D








I'd like to help you if I can but I don't know what to do because I have no idea whats going on. Just know that I'd help you anyway even though I cant. I hope your problems settle soon.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kyaaaa

SO CUTE! *lovey lovey*

I love the two characters! SO CUTE! I LOVE YOU SU WEN FOR TELLING ME THIS! WHOO! 8D

Dilemma

Okay, now its MY turn pula to talk about my future XD I'm having a dilemma...a bit XD

I went to IMU last Saturday and went around asking questions...It'll take me around 10 years just to finish my doctorate degree! AND ONLY! TEN YEARS! T___T After 5 years of studying...I'd have to go for Housemanship at ANY general hospital around this whole country...T_T Who knows? I might end up at Sarawak =( I'd miss my family a lot and BRUNO TOOO!!! And my friends XD

And I have to go through Houeman ship for 2 years, rotating through every department! EVEN STINKING SUGERY! NOOOOO! T_T And I hope I dont end up in the labouring department....waking up in the middle of the night to help someone give birth. LOL Although seeing the baby would make me awfully happy, I still dont wanna go to surgery. I'd cry my eyeballs out if the person dies during the surgery! Oh yeah....and the labouring one..if the baby dies in the womb too =( See how many deaths could happen?


After that...it adds up to 7 years. The other 3? Well, this one I dont mind. I GET TO CHOOSE WHICH DEPARTMENT I WANT! 8D I have to be a medical officer for 3 years in any department I want. But you know...it gets a bit draggy...after 7 years...only I get to help what I want...somewhere around taking care of kids 8D



But then by the time I get my degree....I'd be 28 already =( Okay..guys skip this paragraph if you're a guy, really. This one you don't have to read =.= ..........I wanna get married before I turn 27-29 =.= I know. I know =( But I wanna get married before I turn to my thrities! T__T You understand right? I'd be busy like crazy before I can even ...well..date? or something =.= I dont know la.....but you know I wanna have kids too =( This is so sad. I really, really, really dont wanna end up with another doctor..because he'd be too busy to even care about the kids and also it'll break the kids heart =( And mine too HAHA XD




Okay skip skip that one. Anyway, I want a specialist degree and also it'll probably take another 1-2 years depending on what i want to specialise in =/ So only when I am 30 or 31, then I would be done with my studying.


So...I'm gonna ask you a favour say yes or no in my chatbox, whether it's worth 10 years of my life excluding my social life...if I have one =.= And I do wish I have to dedicate myself to this. And there's the money thing too.........350k for 5 years... And thats a lot =/

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sudden change =.=

They never informed a lot of ppl today O_O Suddenly changing the time from 10 to 2!!!?!?! =.=


If students from far away came and takes them about 1 hour to reach there, I pity them. They'd have to either wait for 6 freaking hours or go back again which takes another 1 hour and then come back again before 2 =.=

Some more, people who takes the bus...lagi worse =/ They paid the bus driver for sending them and fetching them there already.....and then, have to pay EXTRA because later they again have to come back and go back home.

Came around 9.45 a.m. and found out from Shea Ying and Zhi Xuen that they changed the time =( And then later, Char Nie, Char Lie and Sook Yii came. Talked with some people in charged I think? And they were even confused with the time change too. So don't know la whats goign on. Anyway, we all went back home after that =(

Whyla they didn't inform yesterday at least! Too busy in work? =(

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Leaves

I feel like a tree........... I don't know why I said that but yeah XD;;


Do you see the leaves growing on the tip of my hair?



Okay, THAT would be funny XD

At this rate?

We finished one whole chapter within one lesson for Biology *blink*


One word ......wow? O_O


So...if this keeps up...we'd finish the syllabus sooner than expected..real sooner O_O

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Car Stickers

When Shye Wei's mom and her was fetching me home from tuition just now, on the way we laughed at something XD


A CAR STICKER THAT SAYS.......



























































































Teachers Are GREAT LEADERS And You Are Following One.


LOL! XD And I made this up! 8D


Today a Star was born. You are behind one! XDDDDDD


HAHAHA I should put that sticker I made up next time when I have a car! 8DDD

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Tired out

I have tuition from Tuesday to Friday and on Tuesday's and Thursday's go to Cheryl's place until 8 come home. Wednesday and Friday pula have to rush to tuition *sigh* I aint complaining though..okay maybe I am XD But I hope I can adjust to this soon. It's all worth it in the end XD


I hope you can go on your trip. But then that guy doesn't let. Darn him. He doesn't go on trips, doesn't mean YOU have to not go too. Hate how sometimes we are tangled in this.


I'm sorry if you don't like this post. I had to say it anyway. I ain't being a drama queen if that's what you're thinking. Even you have problems sometimes in your life. And this is mine.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The Shoe Switcher

My shoes are missing! *gasp* *horror* *dramatic lightning bolts*

Anything I missed out? =)


Shoe goblins are on the loose! GET THEEEEEEM! >=D They've been switching innocent people shoes (LIKE ME! >=D)on purpose and they will not stop until every shoe on Earth is swtiched! And if you bought an expensive shoe. WATCH OUT! You never know when these little sneaky creatures will come and switch yours with mine! HAHA XD




LOL! Okayla....there's no shoe goblin involved in this XD


I thought I accidently wore my brother's shoes. Turns out I didn't! Guess whose shoes are these =) You'd never guess really O_O Or maybe you would LOL!
































I switched it with Cheryl's one XD Turn out I accidently took Cheryl's shoes instead of mine yesterday XD Cant blame me what! *halo appears above head* =D *shows innocent wide smile*

Anyway, this post has no reason to it. I just came back from tuition and from Shye wei's house. THANKS SHYE WEI AND YOUR FAMILY AGAIN! =D

And tommorow I'm off to Cheryl's house again for tuition.


P.S I feel so bad doing this T___T

P.P.S Remind me and Cheryl to swicth shoes tommorow

P.P.P.S I just had to add more 'P's XD